Sign posted in a local coffee shop.

[nenena]

"Warning: Unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy."

Best. Warning. Ever.

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[genarti]

One of my local coffee shops has that sign, only with a kitten instead of a puppy. Either way, I adore it.

And every child I've seen in there has been both well-behaved and attended! Surely this is not coincidence.