Mahabharata games.
And I thought that the board game by Lotus Brands sounded cool (and not just because it's in English)...
Syncere Arts is making a computer game. And from the scant info available on their site, it looks like they know their stuff. You get to play as Arjuna.
Right, so, now we have the official "The Mahabharata has been remade as...!" checklist.
The Mahabharata has been remade as...
1. A board game slightly less complex than Arkham Horror. Check.
2. An epic computer-game RPG. In progress.
3. An animated Japanese television show about magical transforming girls. Check.
4. Homoerotic (porno?) comicbooks. Check. (Links courtesy of
jokersama. My first impression was that these were Japanese, but the page isn't written in Japanese and the domain name extension is from Tonga.)
5. Animated Disney musical co-starring Hanuman as the jive-talking comical monkey sidekick. THIS IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. Unless they decide to wimp out and do the Ramayana instead.
The world is still waiting for the Mahabharata-inspired X-Men character, the Mahabharata-inspired arcade fighting game, the Mahabharata-inspired Lego sets, and the Mahabharata-inspired Happy Meals. I mean, there have already been Mahabharata comic books and movies (many of them!) and, come on, you know it's only a matter of time before Vyasa completely sells out.
Syncere Arts is making a computer game. And from the scant info available on their site, it looks like they know their stuff. You get to play as Arjuna.
Right, so, now we have the official "The Mahabharata has been remade as...!" checklist.
The Mahabharata has been remade as...
1. A board game slightly less complex than Arkham Horror. Check.
2. An epic computer-game RPG. In progress.
3. An animated Japanese television show about magical transforming girls. Check.
4. Homoerotic (porno?) comicbooks. Check. (Links courtesy of
5. Animated Disney musical co-starring Hanuman as the jive-talking comical monkey sidekick. THIS IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. Unless they decide to wimp out and do the Ramayana instead.
The world is still waiting for the Mahabharata-inspired X-Men character, the Mahabharata-inspired arcade fighting game, the Mahabharata-inspired Lego sets, and the Mahabharata-inspired Happy Meals. I mean, there have already been Mahabharata comic books and movies (many of them!) and, come on, you know it's only a matter of time before Vyasa completely sells out.

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Board/ computer games. Good idea.
'Magical transforming girls'? Transforming girls in the Mahabharata? *coughcoughspluttersplutter* Is this another Rg Veda?
Plenty of homoerotic elements, yes. Prime suspects: Arjuna and his darling cousin. You should see the way they talk about each other. But nobody talks about them here in India.
Comic book/ serial/ movie/ animated series (e.g. The Pandavas)/ translation/ transcreation et al. Fine. They are usually terrible.
Animated Disney musical? Hanuman appears *once* in the entire epic! Can you see Krishna tolerating a comical minkey sidekick, god or no god?
Will Vyasa ever sell out? I feel more and more nowadays that the Mahabharata is *the* story, the *only* story. Nothing else is like it.
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For the magical transforming girls... Check out Chikyuu Shoujo Arjuna. I think it was made five or six years ago. But it turned out to be a really heavy-handed environmental fable with a magical transforming girl in it.
As for the homoerotic elements, of course there's Arjuna and God... Supposedly the Ganguli translation has the line "Arjuna deflowered Lord Krishna" somewhere in there, and although I have yet to find it and if it DOES exist I'm sure it's completely innocent (or a typo), it's still giggle-worthy. My other prime suspects would be Karna and Duryodhana. But really the whole thing is a sausagefest, so take your pick.
...There's an animated series? When was this? (And I really do like the "terribleness" of some of the adaptations. The cheese is half the fun.)
Animated Disney musical? Hanuman appears *once* in the entire epic! Can you see Krishna tolerating a comical minkey sidekick, god or no god?
No, but then I go back and watch Disney's Hercules, and... yes. ;)~
I feel more and more nowadays that the Mahabharata is *the* story, the *only* story. Nothing else is like it.
The more I learn about it the more that I agree.
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This gives me another incentive to re-read Ganguli, hehe. Along with the sausagefest, I believe there's also a little "episode" where Draupadi, Subhadra, and the rest of the "royal women" get thoroughly drunk and "sport" in front of Arjuna and Krishna (my eyebrows shot straight up when I read that part).
I believe that there is a cartoon series coming out in India about Krishna's childhood. The previews that I saw of it appear to be well-made (animation-wise), so hopefully the cheese factor won't be too great.
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like bikini beach volleyball?(In that case, I think there are also plenty of references of Arjuna and Krishna "sporting" together in Dwarka.)
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Now I have this mental image of Arjuna drunk, doing the splits, and at the same time solemnly lecturing Sanjaya about dharma. That is cool.
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Maybe it's a problem with the charset on the page? Or maybe a problem with my Windows. I dunno. Anyway I can't/couldn't get the page to display proper Japanese characters for me, so I just assumed it wasn't in Japanese. ^^;;
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But I agree, you're right. Only for the sake of me attempting to be funny does Chikyuu Shoujo Arjuna really count. I believe that there is yet to be a more sentai-style obviously-Mahabharata-based magical girl show, but maybe it's only a matter of time. Those Nakayoshi manga writers can't keep recycling the Greek pantheon and Chinese gods forever.
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Those courses sound cool. I took a linguistics course which focused on section on Translation Studies and I ended up doing my final paper in that course about translating Japanese haiku. It was fun.