O RLY?

Via neocloud9: Blah blah blah Large Hadron Collider.

[S]ome skeptics fear the proton collisions could unleash microscopic black holes that would eventually doom the Earth.

Now, I may not be a fancy-pants scientist with any sort of hoitie-toitie pee aych dee in physics, but I do know for certain that anything featured as a plot point in an episode of Sailor Moon - i.e., tiny handheld black holes - is extremely unlikely to happen in real life.

I see your Virgin Mary's face in your waffles and raise you one...

( JESUS BENTO. )